FUCK THIS AMERICAN IDOL SHIT

Fuck it in the empty crusted-over eyesocket. The only one with any sense at all on the show is Simon Cowell. The idiotic Paula Abdul has simply got to GO. Her ongoing inability to formulate a simple sentence in English has gone beyond annoying. And that Randy guy needs to banish the words "Yo" and "Check it out" from his vocabulary.

Fuck this show. I now hate it with a passion.