Road Trip Preparations, pt. I

OK,trip preparation task #1 (of 958) is done!

All our readers will get to experience our road trip vicariously
(Blackberry-induced typos included). Woo-hoo!

What's that in the road ahead?
What's that in the road, a head?

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La Condesa: (alarmed) Pooji Dung?
Madeleine: I see the name is familiar.