NUKE AMERICAN IDOL
Need I say more? I used to watch it because my partner watched it, but it has just become too boody predictable. Guess what's happening this year. Some really grotesquely untalented moron manages to stay on the show while others with even a modicum of talent are voted off. Surprised? Puhleeze. It happens every goddamn year.
And to add to the shock and surprise: Paula Abdul mutters mutilated self-help New Age crap about these idiots having beautiful souls and maturing as artists, while Randy calls everyone "dog" and says "Yeeeeah" and Simon keeps making comments that might have some vague semblance of intelligence if he didn't waste time telling people how rude he isn't being.
JURY DUTY
As if AMERICAN IDOL wasn't a serious enough blow to my respect for Americans, I have to sit through jury duty this week and endure an endless parade of dim bulbs being asked questions that they have been told how to answer and who just keep on answering incorrectly anyway. I mean, come on folks, either you can remain goddamn impartial or you can't remain goddamn impartial!!! Figure it the fuck out!!!!
DEAL NO DEAL
No. No fucking deal. No goddamn deal.
300
I saw a clip from 300 this weekend. Basically, two guys in capes and speedos slicing effortlessly through an endless procession of heavily armed and armoured soldiers, trading quips as throats are nimbly cut and limbs are effortlessly severed. I thought Ancient Greece was the Age of Bronze, not the Age of the Ginzu knife. I was waiting for one of these guys to turn to the camera and slice open a Coke can.
I'm in a bitchy mood. I'm feeling like a cunt. Get over it.
Need I say more? I used to watch it because my partner watched it, but it has just become too boody predictable. Guess what's happening this year. Some really grotesquely untalented moron manages to stay on the show while others with even a modicum of talent are voted off. Surprised? Puhleeze. It happens every goddamn year.
And to add to the shock and surprise: Paula Abdul mutters mutilated self-help New Age crap about these idiots having beautiful souls and maturing as artists, while Randy calls everyone "dog" and says "Yeeeeah" and Simon keeps making comments that might have some vague semblance of intelligence if he didn't waste time telling people how rude he isn't being.
JURY DUTY
As if AMERICAN IDOL wasn't a serious enough blow to my respect for Americans, I have to sit through jury duty this week and endure an endless parade of dim bulbs being asked questions that they have been told how to answer and who just keep on answering incorrectly anyway. I mean, come on folks, either you can remain goddamn impartial or you can't remain goddamn impartial!!! Figure it the fuck out!!!!
DEAL NO DEAL
No. No fucking deal. No goddamn deal.
300
I saw a clip from 300 this weekend. Basically, two guys in capes and speedos slicing effortlessly through an endless procession of heavily armed and armoured soldiers, trading quips as throats are nimbly cut and limbs are effortlessly severed. I thought Ancient Greece was the Age of Bronze, not the Age of the Ginzu knife. I was waiting for one of these guys to turn to the camera and slice open a Coke can.
I'm in a bitchy mood. I'm feeling like a cunt. Get over it.
1 Comments:
Well, if you feel like a cunt, this is the place to post. Enjoy jury duty. And if you think AMERICAN IDOL is bad, try watching the horrible "we're casting a new Broadway version of GREASE" show, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT. They make the IDOL finalists look like the cast from SPRING AWAKENING. I kid you not.
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