Dilbert is a documentary. My experiences here prove it.
Tuesday, August 12, 2003
God! Am I only allowed to work with total morons? Just a sample from today:
(running a script in Production which bombs): "Oh, do I need to create them tables first?" Uh...YES, asshole!
(a night-time job doesn't give expected results): Are you sure the job updated the flags? Uh...YES, butt-munch!
If it had a fucking brain, maybe it could debug code. But, it can't. And there are multiple "it"s here. Like fucking tribbles, I swear....
(running a script in Production which bombs): "Oh, do I need to create them tables first?" Uh...YES, asshole!
(a night-time job doesn't give expected results): Are you sure the job updated the flags? Uh...YES, butt-munch!
If it had a fucking brain, maybe it could debug code. But, it can't. And there are multiple "it"s here. Like fucking tribbles, I swear....
